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Motorcycle Rider Profiles
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So it’s true, HOG really does stand for Heavyweight Old Geezers! Advertisement

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Suzuki GSXR Gixxer High Heels
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It’s not for us to say what you lot should be wearing on your bikes, but the phrase, ‘showing us a clean pair of heels’ has taken on a whole new meaning in the Biker & Bike office. And no, Paul, we still don’t know where you can buy them…

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Bear pit motorbike thief
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A persistent motorcycle thief who fell into a bear pit trap has become the laughing stock of both social media and the police. Matthew Myrie’s Suzuki Gladius had been the target of four theft attempts in less than a year – one of them in broad daylight. He became so

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Filtering cop - Go as fast as you want
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A biker following a group of police motorcyclists filtering through London traffic heard the words every rider wants to hear from a cop: “Go as fast as you want, don’t mind us.” After YouTuber, I Ride Manilla had been following the three police bikes for what looks like a couple

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Badly locked scooter
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We dunno… Maybe it’s the fact the chain has been hitched to the bike through the front wheel, which can be undone in less than 20 seconds. Or maybe it’s the fact YOU CAN LIFT THE CHAIN OVER THE THING IT’S ATTACHED TO!!! If you want a lesson in how

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Polite hi-viz vest
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Reports are coming in that the unfathomable explosion in bikers wearing hi-viz ‘POLITE’ vests is being caused by the wearers breeding with each other. Fed up with other bikers ripping the piss out of them or otherwise being ignored at biking events, the riders have taken to ‘gettin’ it on’ with

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Naked motorcycle
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A great little ad from the Aussies, except the ‘ew’ bit when you realise there’s only one place to keep your toll booth transponder…

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